Crazy One and Know-it-All love to tell me jokes. Here are some of their favorites:
Q: If there are moats around castles, what do cows have around their castles?
Q: What is a duck's favorite snack?
Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7?
A: 7 ate (8) 9
Q: What did the gorilla say after he stole a hamburger?
A: Gorilla (Grill) me another hamburger.
Q: Why did the ketchup lose the race?
A: Because he couldn't catch up
Q: What did the ant say when he was hurt?
A: Can you call the ant-bulance?
Person 1: Knock-knock.
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Boo
Person 2: Boo who?
Person 1: Stop your crying. It's only a joke.
Q: Why did the turkey run across the road?
A: It was Thanksgiving.